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Lyrilogical Guy (Skit)
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VERSE 1
Word the frig up! Can I kick a new verse to make you jump around like House of Pain playing Q-Bert? I do work, no suit or tie – you're not from New York, you work a New York Fries. Shoo horseflies, I couldn't give two sharts like a food cart in a nude bar boudoir or divorcing Sue Storm cause you're nothin' to me, I'm putting balls in your stomach like some bubbly tea. WB with the heat, stay in short sleeves, bring a lot to the plate like I'm David Ortiz taking morphine since the age of fourteen been saying raps that make you say "keep saying more please!". Sure thing! Just stick this in your boombox and get what you want, let grandma buy the tube socks. "You dudes rock!" Yeah cause me and the beatmason be the ******************** like ************ bleeped sayings.
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Yeah we're having fun and if you're not then I'm sad to say - make like a leaf and leave like Kaberla. Or pass the cabernet, and you'll be glad to stay - opposite of working retail on a Saturday. Something I've done but don't care to do, like sleeping in a bus stop in Riviere Du Loup, but once you choose this as your stereo's selection it's a win (wynne) win like the Ontario election. Yes my friend he's a special specimen, separate from the sediment reppin' a fresh regimen, lyrical dope yo - the best medicine - making heads spin more than breakers on ephederine "where the heck ya been?" from the dot to Purcell's Cove let 'em know who makes it hotter than a burgled stove, flipping bars like the Hulk on a pub crawl "It's Wordburglar!" that's what the Frig's up y'all!
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You can't ignore the facts like Rob Ford on crack – I get you high for less, Nordstrom Rack. The abnormal Transformer Mighty Morphin back with more styles than the girl who acts on Orphan Black. Rap from freestyles how I carve my writtens. Coast to coast play in bars to kitchens – but lose the cigarettes no carcinogens, I don't need the feedback like carsick chickens. Spittin' raw I never stop how I drop words and you can't hide like hard nipples in soft shirts. Awkward! Yeah that's what I thought nerd, got a lot of patience – shoulda been a doctor. But I'm more like the best hospital ever: full of sickness and I keep getting better. Yessir! Every rapper thinks they're the best, I just think I'm Wordburg and I think that's a good guess!
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It feels good, like a masseuse soothing the bruised spots, to rock like you saw Medusa in a loose bra....
If you can't figure the rest out just msg me and I'll send it to you. But I know you'd rather figure out the lyrics on your own right? Yeah, it's more fun that way. Thanks again for buying this album. Word!
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Need the lyrics? If you ask nicely I'll post it on my FB page or on my website – but you'll need to answer a rapplicable skill-testing question.
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Someone told me there'd be a bunch of easter eggs in these secret liner notes, but all I can say is check out Episode 16 of the podcast for a fun story about this track.
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This is 100% true. First one to find the issue of Nintendo Power and tag this song wins.
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That guy's outfit is not a costume.
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There's a farm somewhere in Nova Scotia where some of this stuff actually happened. Supposedly. If you believe in that type of thing.
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Lunartrix arm bands.
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Wordburglar
"Looking for mad rhymes? I might know a few. It's tough to put in words. So I do. "
Bringing words
together like an ampersand, Wordburglar weaves deceptively creative rhymes, intricate concepts and playful storytelling over catchy old-school, boom-bap infused beats. Uniquely classic, engagingly fun and filled with upbeat party jams, nerdy wordplay and honest hip-hop love.
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